30 Memes For Pausing On a Sunday

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    My husband ped me off so I poured some water on the floor next to his aquarium. It's been two hours and he's still trying to figure out where it came from. CHICHI'S AQUATIC DREAMS
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    theoldcapn: so i was just trying to log into my old email account and i couldn't remember the password so my security question that i set for myself two years ago pops up and it is: 'Why?' and I'm like, what a move, me. I don't know the answer. Why? Why? Why what, me? What are you trying to ask me, you little sh ?! so in a fit of rage I type in 'BECAUSEFUCKYOUTHATSWHY' ding password reset
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    That's so evil...
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    My kid just said alot of Bible stories could double as florida man headlines. We have been laying here thinking of the best. It's hilarious. So far the best was "florida man threatened to cut baby in half to stop two women from bickering." Haha You and 3 others Top comments ✓ Comment Send Florida man finds out wife is pregnant. She claims the father is God. 2h Haha Reply 2 It really works. "Florida man summons bears to maul children who laughed at him for being bald."
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    immarainbowpatooie Follow Person: we have removed all possible distractions Me: but have you considered this? Me: *zones out and daydreams* quinintheclouds Follow Person: I have removed all distractions so you can do [insert task] Me: *chuckles* Silly neurotypical. So naïve... Don't you see? I AM the distraction. siderealsandman Follow The distraction is coming from inside the house Source: pinkprettycure
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    Ordinary @OrdinaryAlso i don't want to get up. i want to stay in bed until the day my grandson wins tickets to a chocolate factory
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    I WANT BUNS OF STEEL BUT I ALSO WANT BUNS OF CINNAMON
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    I DON'T KNOW WHY I DON'T BUY MORE PINATAS. LIKE RIGHT NOW, I WOULD LOVE TO BEAT THE OUT OF SOMETHING AND THEN EAT A BUNCH OF CANDY.
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    Still the greatest sign ever This year thousands of men will die from stubbornness. NO WE WON'T Ad Learn the preventive medical tests you need ahrq.gov LAMAR 15201
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    i feel like if you can prove you got below a C in high school chemistry you should be able to bring big liquids in your airplane carry on
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    David Leavitt M @David Leavitt I have good news and I have bad news. WALDO • 21:52 03 May 23.40.7K Views
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    Nicole Catherine Lindsay @NicoleCLindsay A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example: - Jane ate her friend's sandwich. - Jane ate her friend's colon.
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    I love all mythical creatures. Vampires, werewolves, unicorns, kids who listen.
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    I made gluten-free alternative" pasta tonight and I want everyone to know it was devastating.
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    "It's not about how tired you are. It's about how tired you're making everyone else." -My husband explaining bedtime to the kids -UNKNOWN
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    Anna @annaszpalik14 When you ask a 1st grade class to write letters to people in a nursing home... times allmas up
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    *air horn sound* *second air horn sound* Me: "This isn't deodorant."
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    Exhausterwhelmulated Exhausterwhelmulated | Adj. 1. The feeling of being exhausted, overwhelmed, and overstimulated all at once. Also see Teachers, May. WE ARE TEACHERS
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    r/NoStupidQuestions u/Snipper64 1d Could a vampire policemen enter my house if they had a warrant? This question has destroyed many of my friend groups.
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    When you're trying to grab those feetsies And you finally get 'em How To Be ADad DAD
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    Me heading to meet my friends for the plans I made when I was in a good mood
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    Zar✰ @Zarinacar "what does your tattoo mean" i had money and no one stopped me
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    When you don't want to pay $50 for snacks at the movie theater @ladiesofthelanai
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    thats a fat tho stop im insane @BorderlineBrat
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    How should I respond to my boss who fired me via email and let him know that I'm very disappointed that he did not have the courtesy to do this face-to-face (we work from different states, but always communicate through video calls)? Semi-retired print journalist, law school refugee Answered Mar 23, 2017 Author has 377 answers and 3.8m answer views Dear Boss, Thought you'd want to know someone has apparently hijacked your email account. The hacker just fired me. Obviously a transparent attempt t
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    BEWARE OF DOG
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    r/TrueOffMyChest 1 day ago Posted by theatricalloser My friend transitioned, but I found out she's naming herself Mildred. I want to be supportive but, Mildred?
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    when someone asks why you're so close with your online friends we've bonded through sin
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    emi gennis @imemi look how mad this dolphin is Fig. 1. - Dauphin ordinaire.
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    What does this say about my mental health? nico @NoCapNeeko Crock with a glock!!!!
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